Road Trip 07' Day #1

So I'm going to be honest. This was the Mother of all trips. This is the standard. All other trips prior and past will always be compared to this one. I even had shirts made. This is how much hype was involved with this one. And it lived up to the hype!

Here is a roll call for those who participated in this one. We had Jeffery Almond, Me, Kurt Swenson, Das Jettie and Bob Tueller

Here we are loaded up and ready to roll.
The first taste of awesome we got was in Beaver. We stopped at the McDonald's to grab some dinner and met this beauty. Me and Kurt were filling our drink and this old lady asked if we wanted to see the most beautiful girl in the world. Weird question considering the circumstance, but I said sure. She proceeded to kick her dentures half way out of her mouth while rubbing her but while moving her hips in a way that made me wont to vomit. But we appreciated her enthusiasm and asked if she would be willing to take a picture. She obviously agreed and was clearly willing to do more than just take a picture. Look at the way her and old Swenson are all cuddled up. She couldn't hold that hand up on his chest forever. Gravity was bound to take over.

Then we kept rollin. We got to Vegas around 10:00 PM or so. We checked in and got right to the Casino. We stayed at the Palms. More Awesomeness followed. We all got hot on a table together. If my memory serves me correctly we had a nice gall on 1st base (Miss Georgia) and a fantastic dealer who wanted to be a dentist. We played Blackjack forever. We were all felling good and I opened my big mouth and when the cocktail waitress asked what I wanted to drink, I replied "The toughest thing you got". She came back with something tuff. I of course was all talk. All bark and no bite. The waitress wouldn't leave till the drink went down. Das being the buddy he is, took it for me. And the rest is history. About 30 minutes later Das passed out right on the table.

We took him to the room and that room has never been the same. We got to bed around 4:00 AM. All was good until about 5:30 when someone woke up and said"what water is running"? What water you ask? That would be our buddy Das pissing in Almonds luggage. Thats right. Poor guy was so disoriented that he couldn't find the bathroom door. So we jumped up to help him but the piss just kept coming. Nothing else to say. Just enjoy the pictures from here out.

Whats sad is we actually opened the hallway door and sent him out in the hall for a while. Looking just like this. Then we realized we didn't need him getting arrested for showing his stuff off. And he was let back in.